Cool: I don't like Christmas.  I hate Christmas.  I haaaaaaat Christmas

 Cath: Why do you hate Christmas

 Cool: I always get a bot

 Kath: Always?

 Cool: Yes.  Even if I ask something else

 Cath: What did you ask then?

 Cool: A very grooooooooote waaaaaaaaay yellow basket with pigs on it

 Cath: Well, I've never seen that one anywhere

 Cool: I do.  At the butcher around the corner That little fat dachshund has one

 Kath: Haha.  And you also want a basket like that, ask him

 Cool: Nooooo.  You can not do that.  Then that dachshund gets even more haircuts He's waddling too much already

 Cath: Then why not have a bot for Christmas?

 Cool: Okay.

 Is it just a stupid basket?